The Cheese Platter, by Jock Cheese

The Cheese Platter

by Jock Cheese

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At the end of this album we remixed most of the tracks and called them 'just the straight dope'. They are a collection of just the music guts of most of the songs, usable anywhere you think they might fit, and those of you who do that stuff know what I mean.

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1.	Up There Calisi 04:03	buy track
2.	Don't Burn 'Em All J. D. Salinger 04:50	buy track
3.	La Traviata 03:27	buy track
4.	Totally Addicted To Skase 03:37	buy track
5.	I Done It With The Drama Teacher 03:29	buy track
6.	Dave Grainey's Country Idyll 03:41	buy track
7.	Why Don't You Get Yourself A Bigger Set Of Tits 04:31	buy track
8.	Friday Night Shakespeare 04:48	buy track
9.	Unfair 03:10	buy track
10.	Oh Great Rabbit In The Sky 03:31	buy track
11.	Piss In My Pocket 02:43	buy track
12.	You Guarantee Fame With Two First Names 04:04	buy track
13.	Dont Burn Em All J. D. Salinger (Just The Straight Dope) 03:42	buy track
14.	Dave Graineys Country Idyll (Just The Straight Dope) 03:22	buy track
15.	Piss In My Pocket (Just The Straight Dope) 02:37	buy track
16.	Totally Addicted To Skase (Just The Straight Dope) 03:00	buy track
17.	La Traviata (Just The Straight Dope) 03:11	buy track
18.	Unfair (Just The Straight Dope) 02:53	buy track
19.	You Guarantee Fame With Two First Names (Just The Straight Dope) 03:13	buy track

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released July 22, 2002

Jock Cheese; vocals, Guitar, Bass, keyboards, sampling, programming,
making the tea and coffee, refilling the toilet paper.
Venom; drums

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Jock Cheese Melbourne, Australia

Platter is a solo album released in 2003 by TISM bassist Jock Cheese. All the songs were written by Cheese and fellow TISM members R.H.B. and H.B.F. Cheese plays all of the instruments on the album, excluding drums and (for one track) classical guitar. Platter features the social commentary and satirethatis also prominent in TISMs works, with satirical referencesto Christopher Skase, Josh Abrahams ... more

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